13 July, 2009

Cancer

"Werd" is the word, and "the bird" is the word. Try using "Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious" when you don't know what to say. Troubles are brewing this week, but give it time and weather the storm, it will soon all blow away.

10 July, 2009

Cancer

"If the shoe fits wear it." (Proverb) It doesn't. "If the shoe doesn't fit, must we change the foot?" (Gloria Steinem)
"Walk in another man's shoes." That seems rather smelly and unlikely to fit. "The shoe that fits one person pinches another; there is no recipe for living that fits all cases." (Carl Jung)

Take this time to consider your shoes and the role they play in your life.

8 July, 2009

Cancer

When the copier jams up today resist the temptation to teach it a lesson. If you do not constrain yourself your boss will teach you a lesson. The phone will ring off the hook, your emails will pile up, and many urgent matters will arise today. Think of cornflower blue, or blue corn, and take some advice from Little Boy Blue: a nap will do you good.

7 July, 2009

Cancer

The sun and mercury are aligned. This will lead you to crave mass quantities of fish, which in turn will establish you as a true leader of men. Read a good book to stop living only in your mind, be considerate and share your introspection with your significant other. Be cautious in water, the thoughts of sea monsters will soon turn to thoughts of your internal monsters. Now is a good time for change, but hold on to that which is good.